Sunday, August 7, 2011

This little piggie said, "NO"!...

I know I should...  I'm 4'11" for goodness sakes!  But it hurts!  I see other girls doing it and I get jealous of their obvious skill, commitment to beauty, style and overall awesomeness.  I want to be pretty and I'm even willing to be uncomfortable in order to achieve that goal, BUT high heeled shoes are cruel and unreasonable!  Maybe my whole problem is that I'm cheap and I usually end up buying inexpensive shoes.  But really?  Could walking on your toes all day long ever be comfortable?  I don't think my poor piggies would be anymore impressed by high priced torture devices than they would by the cheap stuff they're used to.

My dream is the day when some genius figures out how to make beautiful shoes out of memory foam... Just sayin...

Until that glorious day, just remember when you see me in my tennis shoes, that while you may be judging my style choice now, when I'm old, my feet, legs and back will still be working.  At least then I'll still be rocking adorable flats, flip flops and even the occasional wedge and you high heel wearing divas will be forced into orthopedic shoes.  ;)

2 comments:

  1. Lol! I agree totally! I am guilty of torturing my piggies on occasion. However, I am slowly getting rid of all my foot torture devices. It's just not worth it! I LOVE how high heels make me look, feel, etc., but I refuse to keep a shoe that I can't wear longer than an hour! And, btw, I've worn plenty of more expensive shoes that were every bit as uncomfortable as the "cheap" ones.

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